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coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

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miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

person: what do you guys talk about

me:

me: uhh

me:

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gaaraofsburbia:

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ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

(Source: thetowndrugdealer, via novaspolitan)

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

(Source: thetowndrugdealer, via novaspolitan)

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

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human:

when someone says they dont like me

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